Quotes for a twisted mind top 8
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.
All my friends and I are crazy.
That's the only thing that keeps us sane
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
