Quotes for a twisted mind top 8

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it.

All my friends and I are crazy.

That's the only thing that keeps us sane

 A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

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